LIQUID STRANGER X SCUMMY BEARS – LAVA – FACE MASK ACCESSORIES

Alien lifeforms have taken UFOs and landed them inside the earthlings’ magic castle. The steer and the tongue and [INSERT DUBSTEP NOISES] come together to create a new time and place where humanoids extract knowledge from splattery mangos. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by the Wakaan Tribe. 

Note: Product is not intended to be a surgical mask or medical respirator.

Sizing: 8″ is our standard size and suitable for most adult faces. 5″ intended for children and adults with smaller faces. Measured diagonally.

READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your items will ship in 1-2 business days.

MADE TO ORDER: If the item you want is not available in your size as a READY TO SHIP item, then select MADE TO ORDER and our team of our acid bears deep in the forests of Downtown Los Angeles will hand make your item for you. Because bears don’t have thumbs or know how to make clothing, it takes about 7-10 business days (that’s Monday-Friday not including holidays) before your items will ship.

NOTE: If some of the items in your order are READY TO SHIP and some are MADE TO ORDER, you may receive two separate shipments. This is completely normal.

If you ever have any questions, just shoot us a message and we’ll get you sorted!

Due to this being a personal hygiene product, all sales of masks are final (unless we mess up, then we will gladly exchange). Thank you for understanding!